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11. Nov 2009 at 13:45  
Two married men are out drinking. One says to the other "I can never sneak into my house after I've been out drinking. No matter how careful I am my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late"
His friend replies "
Do what I do. Screech into the drive, slam the door, storm up the stairs, slap my wife's arse and say how about a blowjob? She always pretends she's asleep!"
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Reply #6 - 11. Nov 2009 at 18:51  
bobdent wrote on 11. Nov 2009 at 13:45:
Two married men are out drinking. One says to the other "I can never sneak into my house after I've been out drinking. No matter how careful I am my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out late"
His friend replies "
Do what I do. Screech into the drive, slam the door, storm up the stairs, slap my wife's arse and say how about a blowjob? She always pretends she's asleep!"
Grin Grin Grin


Aint it the everlovin' truth! Grin Grin Grin Grin Thanks for a good laugh Bob Thumbs Up!
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