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Hannah Judes Dad
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11. Nov 2009 at 14:46
 
Nike have invented a new pair of trainers for lesbians,they are called Nikes for Dykes.They have a 50% longer tongue and you can get them off with one finger.
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Omegas are an 'ongoing project'
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Ignore him, he's probably having an 'off day' Wink
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Apparently the Skipper said "Hard a Port!" but I went to Starboard, 'cos i'm Hard a Hearin'!
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PhilRich wrote on 12. Nov 2009 at 20:45:
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Ignore him, he's probably having an 'off day' Wink

Ain't an off day at all Phil, the other half bats for both sides and she comes out with much better than that.
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Re: New trainers
Reply #4 - 12. Nov 2009 at 20:51
 
I suppose having an off day is better than having an on day.
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Reply #5 - 12. Nov 2009 at 21:47
 
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Ignore him, he's probably having an 'off day' Wink

Ain't an off day at all Phil, the other half bats for both sides and she comes out with much better than that.


You and your wife/partner sound like a very interesting and intriguing couple.   Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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Reply #6 - 12. Nov 2009 at 21:56
 
Mr Skrunts wrote on 12. Nov 2009 at 21:47:
You and your wife/partner sound like a very interesting and intriguing couple.   Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!

Given what I was doing when I met her, and taking in to account who her father is, it's a wonder we made it past the 3 month stage, let alone 15+ years  Wink
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