If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather.

It also takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....

Not too mention how long it takes me to warm up in the morning. 

Good one

If my body were a car, I'd be wondering if it will get through the next emissions check. 

Kevin

Kevin Wood wrote on 13. Nov 2009 at 13:13:


I would get an instant prohibition notice 

Good job there isn't a scrappage scheme for humans, I'd be long gone 

Nice to know I am not alone.......

I seem to be running on gas most of the time now