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Mother superior.......
15. Nov 2009 at 12:48
 
.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that feckin chardonnay we had last week".
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Reply #1 - 15. Nov 2009 at 13:11
 
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.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that feckin chardonnay we had last week".


Priceless! Best joke I've read in ages.

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Reply #2 - 15. Nov 2009 at 13:18
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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Reply #3 - 15. Nov 2009 at 16:36
 
Nice one mate  Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!  pmsl  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #4 - 15. Nov 2009 at 16:52
 
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.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that feckin chardonnay we had last week".



....is that what you call a "Blue Nun"  joke....
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Reply #5 - 15. Nov 2009 at 19:06
 
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.....was addressing all of the nuns at lunch. "We have a case of chlamydia in the convent". An old nun at the back pipes up "I hope it's better than that feckin chardonnay we had last week".


Brilliant Thumbs Up! old habits drink die hard!  Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Grin Grin a wee bit of quality there  Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Nice one............ Grin Grin Grin
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