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Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
15. Nov 2009 at 17:10

An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'

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Devious Newbie Offline Posts: 20 Dover, Kent Gender: Drives: Suzuki Jimny	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #1 - 15. Nov 2009 at 17:20
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #2 - 15. Nov 2009 at 18:20 PMSL! Absobloodylutely great
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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #3 - 15. Nov 2009 at 18:38 That makes me a pilot then!
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Ziad Omega Knight Offline They say money talks,but all mine says is Goodbye! Posts: 1054 Bahrain Gender: Drives: 2000 Opel Omega 3.0 V6 (Sold), 2008 BMW 330i convertible hardtop (totaled), Nissan Armada SE 5.7L V8 & 2011 Mitsubishi Lancer GT	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #4 - 15. Nov 2009 at 20:29
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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #5 - 15. Nov 2009 at 21:38 Being a life-long lesbian I can subscribe to that
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Ghost Driver Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2257 Seaham, North East england Gender: Drives: 2,5 TD Select Estate	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #6 - 15. Nov 2009 at 21:43 I confess I'm a lesbian
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Kevin Wood Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Posts: 20377 Alton, Hampshire Gender: Drives: 3.2 MV6 (LPG), Westfield	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #7 - 15. Nov 2009 at 23:57 I think I'm a bit of both. Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. Kevin
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #8 - 16. Nov 2009 at 03:31 I'll have some of that.
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Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot
Reply #9 - 19. Nov 2009 at 21:27

Varche wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 17:10:

An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'

I heard the woman was a strict vagitarian Thumbs Up!

Doug

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rob in gib Senior Member Offline Posts: 529 Gibraltar Gender: Drives: 2.6 saloon (02) auto + (95) toyota 4runner	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #10 - 19. Nov 2009 at 22:17 Kevin Wood wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 23:57: I think I'm a bit of both. Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. Kevin No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian
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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: Sunday Night joke - The Pilot Reply #11 - 19. Nov 2009 at 22:22 rob in gib wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 22:17: No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian It might be tricky; but you could give it a go!
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