With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit her.


'May I see the new baby?' I asked


'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'


Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'


'No, not yet,' She said.


After another few minutes had elapsed,


I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'






'No, not yet,' replied my friend.


Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'






'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.


'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'






'BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!


      





 

You wouldn't have to wait long in our house-teething!

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Great one

very good