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I resemble this kind of joke.....
19. Nov 2009 at 11:23

Finally, the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes:

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #1 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:24 Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!
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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #2 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:36 dont be getting any ideas! (ohh and how are your security issues going?)
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cruisetopoland Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1352 UK Gender: Drives: various	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #3 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:37
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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #4 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:37 very sweet, however I hope it doesn't wind some others up
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jerry Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1089	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #5 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:41 youve just got to love blonde jokes havent you
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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #6 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:43 Jimbob wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:36: .....(ohh and how are your security issues going?) New cctv-camera and high-pressure sodium farmyard lighting, combined with my dogs; which 'bark on command', are doing the trick so far, thanks Jimbob....many sleepless nights (on guard) though.
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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #7 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:45 Quote: Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! I know that song!.....isn`t there a Dumb-De-Dumb verse too?
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Kevin Wood Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Posts: 20377 Alton, Hampshire Gender: Drives: 3.2 MV6 (LPG), Westfield	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #8 - 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57 I haven't got time for jokes like this. .. and if you'd been bright ling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? Kevin
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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #9 - 19. Nov 2009 at 14:52 Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57: I haven't got time for jokes like this. .. and if you'd been bright ling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? Kevin I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all
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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Reply #10 - 19. Nov 2009 at 14:59

Desperate Den wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:52:

Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57:

I haven't got time for jokes like this. Roll Eyes

.. and if you'd been bright

ling

you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? Lips Sealed

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all Thumbs Up!

.....are you both trying to wind me up? Grin

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Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Reply #11 - 19. Nov 2009 at 15:06

Debs. wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:59:

Desperate Den wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:52:

Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57:

I haven't got time for jokes like this. Roll Eyes

.. and if you'd been bright

ling

you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? Lips Sealed

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all Thumbs Up!

.....are you both trying to wind me up? Grin

...should that be the case I'm sure others would spring to your aid - a brace
let
of admirers perhaps?

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Kevin M Junior Member Offline Posts: 161 Solihull Drives: one at the front of the house	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #12 - 19. Nov 2009 at 15:17 Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...
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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #13 - 19. Nov 2009 at 15:43 Kevin M wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 15:17: Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ... Perhaps no one would be watching K
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unlucky alf Omega Baron Offline this is some MOT advisory list!. Posts: 2391 worksop, notts Gender: Drives: 2.5 td cd auto estate 1995	Re: I resemble this kind of joke..... Reply #14 - 19. Nov 2009 at 15:47 this thread is going a bit cuckoo if you ask me
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