Man driving down the road. Woman driving up the same road, they pass each other. Man shouts out his window FU*KING BIG FAT COW, Woman yells out her window FU*KING WAN*ER! Woman turns round the corner crashes into a huge cow and dies. Moral of the story?


















If only women would fu*king listen 

If a woman walks through a forest alone, trips over a tree root & lands face down, nobody hears or sees it.......
    ....is it your fault?!!!