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KillerWatt
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Our survey said....
19. Nov 2009 at 20:47  
In a recent magazine survey, female readers were asked "Is your (*nt still sensitive 10 minutes after sex?"

98% answered, "No, he's asleep"
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I dont know what is funnier, the joke or ................ Lips Sealed Roll Eyes
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Nice one Thumbs Up! Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - 19. Nov 2009 at 20:55  
Quote:
In a recent magazine survey, female readers were asked "Is your (*nt still sensitive 10 minutes after sex?"

98% answered, "No, he's asleep"



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!

laugh i almost pissed myself
thanks for that kw

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How very true!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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Reply #11 - 19. Nov 2009 at 22:40  
thats disgracefull KW. This has gone on long enough, something needs to be done......
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Black ones are faster.

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Reply #12 - 19. Nov 2009 at 22:44  
chrisgixer wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 22:40:
thats disgracefull KW. This has gone on long enough, something needs to be done......

....i mean, at least offer a smoke or a glass of water or something. Grin
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. Smiley Smiley Smiley
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Reply #14 - 20. Nov 2009 at 09:22  
Smiley Grin Grin Grin PMSL, excellent!!
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