A man in an office has wanted to shag the bosses accountant ever since he saw here, The problem is she already has a Boyfriend, so he comes up with a plan

He goes up to her and says "I will pay you £1000 if you have sex with me, I'll throw it on the floor and you pick it up while I do the bussness"
Worried, The girl consults her Boyfriend, He says "Pick the money up as fast as you can so it doesnt last long"
So the girls go off

6 hours later the Girl comes back staggering through where her boyfriend is waiting
"What the hell happened?! are you o.k?!"
"ok?i can barely feckin walk, the bstrd  used 1 pence pieces"

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

Proz wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 16:43:


thats what i said when i was told it. 

Great stuff Rich, as always mate

Excellent stuff