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How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS)
25. Nov 2009 at 23:31

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal, the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy was bigger than his, the second time I showed him “.

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Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS)
Reply #1 - 26. Nov 2009 at 12:26

BigAl wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 23:31:

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal, the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy was bigger than his, the second time I showed him “.

Truly awful

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Lazydocker Omega King Offline Victim of Pinky's Power Trip! Posts: 11336 Woodbridge, Suffolk Gender: Drives: 2003 3.2 Elite Estate LPG Converted, inspected and Certified	Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS) Reply #2 - 26. Nov 2009 at 12:41 Very old.... But made me smile
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Opti Omega Lord Offline Not as smart as his avatar Posts: 5372 South Lincolnshire Gender:	Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS) Reply #3 - 26. Nov 2009 at 14:01 Being hung like a Grand National winner myself.. .....I find this an amusing and apt joke...
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS) Reply #4 - 26. Nov 2009 at 19:02 An oldie but still a goody
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Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS)
Reply #5 - 26. Nov 2009 at 21:43

BigAl wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 23:31:

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal, the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy was bigger than his, the second time I showed him “.

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" Embarrassed

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mars Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2076 Cannock, Staffordshire Gender: Drives: 2001 2.2 cdx, 2003 2.2CD, 2003 Citroen Picasso 2007 Citroen Dispatch	Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS) Reply #7 - 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57 Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55: mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:43: A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" Coat Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke.
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Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS)
Reply #8 - 26. Nov 2009 at 22:02

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57:

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55:

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:43:

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" Embarrassed

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Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. Grin

It's never too late Wink

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Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS)
Reply #9 - 26. Nov 2009 at 22:05

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 22:02:

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57:

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55:

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:43:

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" Embarrassed

Coat

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. Grin

It's never too late Wink

Very sorry, i'm sure Grin

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Re: How to make a horse laugh and cry joke(NWS)
Reply #10 - 26. Nov 2009 at 22:09

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 22:05:

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 22:02:

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57:

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55:

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:43:

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" Embarrassed

Coat

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. Grin

It's never too late Wink

Very sorry, i'm sure Grin

Yeh right

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