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STMO123 Ex Member	The magician NWS 26. Nov 2009 at 19:17 A magician bends his assistant over, pulls down her knickers and enters her from behind. She says "Is this a trick?" He says "No, but it's f**king magic".
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cem Omega King Offline Posts: 13920 Ankara/Turkey Gender: Drives: 97 2.5 V6 Manual CD- Clio Sport	Re: The magician NWS Reply #1 - 26. Nov 2009 at 19:22 yep.. magic.. you will have a baby in the end
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unlucky alf Omega Baron Offline this is some MOT advisory list!. Posts: 2391 worksop, notts Gender: Drives: 2.5 td cd auto estate 1995	Re: The magician NWS Reply #2 - 26. Nov 2009 at 20:03 that reminds me of when they interviewed paul daniels after marrying debbie magee, when they asked him about his sex life he said "when we are nose to nose me toes are in,,,when we are toes to toes me nose is in,,,& when we are making love i have nobody to talk to,,,,,,& thats tragic!!" ,,,,,,,o,k i`ll get me coat
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: The magician NWS Reply #3 - 26. Nov 2009 at 20:30
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: The magician NWS Reply #4 - 26. Nov 2009 at 21:14 [quote author=4D4A53512727271E0 link=1259263071/0#0 date=1259263071]A magician bends his assistant over, pulls down her knickers and enters her from behind. She says "Is this a trick?" He says "No, but it's f**king magic". [/quote] Solid entertainment
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Re: The magician NWS
Reply #5 - 26. Nov 2009 at 21:15

unlucky alf wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 20:03:

that reminds me of when they interviewed paul daniels after marrying debbie magee, when they asked him about his sex life he said "when we are nose to nose me toes are in,,,when we are toes to toes me nose is in,,,& when we are making love i have nobody to talk to,,,,,,& thats tragic!!" Grin

,,,,,,,o,k i`ll get me coat Sad

Now that is magic Grin

Apparently the Skipper said "Hard a Port!" but I went to Starboard, 'cos i'm Hard a Hearin'!

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