A drunken man was in the middle of the park, casually pi$$ing into a drinking fountain, when a police officer came up to him and yelled frantically.

"What the feck do you think you're doing, there's a public toilet 20 metres from here!"

The drunk, amazed, yells back... "what the feck do you think I have, a hose?"   

how about this one then:

An Irish man goes to a prostitute. He just goes to 'do the deed' when he notices she has a tattoo on the inside of either thigh.

One is of David Beckham, the other is Wayne Rooney. She says to him, if you can tell me who these England players are, you can do me for free.

He takes a long look and says I dont know about the ones on the side, but the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is Rio Ferdinand.

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:16:



who is the pic of zulu, she dont look bad.

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:21:


she looks a little pale though, could do with some sun.

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:21:


Phew, that's a relief Zulu, I thought you'd gone soprano when I saw the 'change'