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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	joke NWS 29. Nov 2009 at 12:20 Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80 Cost for theatre show tickets: £65 Cab fare home: £30 The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.
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Opti Omega Lord Offline Not as smart as his avatar Posts: 5372 South Lincolnshire Gender:	Re: joke NWS Reply #1 - 29. Nov 2009 at 12:28 Richie London wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:20: Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80 Cost for theatre show tickets: £65 Cab fare home: £30 The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal. ........what difference does that make?....
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: joke NWS Reply #2 - 29. Nov 2009 at 14:03 Nice one Rich
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: joke NWS Reply #3 - 29. Nov 2009 at 14:05
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: joke NWS Reply #4 - 29. Nov 2009 at 14:45 'Bleeding' marvelous Richie
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: joke NWS Reply #5 - 30. Nov 2009 at 11:12 Bloody fantastic
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unlucky alf Omega Baron Offline this is some MOT advisory list!. Posts: 2391 worksop, notts Gender: Drives: 2.5 td cd auto estate 1995	Re: joke NWS Reply #6 - 30. Nov 2009 at 11:22 i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,, i wanted to know what period it came from
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r1 Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1043 nottingham Gender: Drives: 2.5	Re: joke NWS Reply #7 - 30. Nov 2009 at 12:29 unlucky alf wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:22: i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,, i wanted to know what period it came from "its 1990s sir" "how do you know that?" "because im a clever c@@t"
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Re: joke NWS
Reply #8 - 30. Nov 2009 at 12:46

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:28:

Richie London wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:20:

Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

Grin

........what difference does that make?.... Roll Eyes

Dunno!!

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Been there, fallen over it!

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Ghost Driver Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2257 Seaham, North East england Gender: Drives: 2,5 TD Select Estate	Re: joke NWS Reply #9 - 30. Nov 2009 at 18:17 Even the best fishermen fish in the red sea
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