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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #15 - 29. Nov 2009 at 21:07

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. Thumbs Up!

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" Wink

......you simply could not live without us! Kiss

I managed for nine years

Though i did cave in eventually Grin

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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #16 - 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. Thumbs Up!

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" Wink

......you simply could not live without us! Kiss

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #17 - 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52

Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51:

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. Thumbs Up!

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" Wink

......you simply could not live without us! Kiss

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! Wink

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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #18 - 30. Nov 2009 at 11:18

Ljay wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52:

Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51:

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. Thumbs Up!

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" Wink

......you simply could not live without us! Kiss

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! Wink

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... Roll Eyes

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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #19 - 30. Nov 2009 at 12:43

Opti wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:18:

Ljay wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52:

Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51:

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. Thumbs Up!

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" Wink

......you simply could not live without us! Kiss

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! Wink

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... Roll Eyes

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!! Roll Eyes

Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!! Wink

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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #20 - 30. Nov 2009 at 23:22

Ljay wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:43:

Opti wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:18:

Ljay wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52:

Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51:

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. Thumbs Up!

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" Wink

......you simply could not live without us! Kiss

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! Wink

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... Roll Eyes

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!! Roll Eyes

Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!! Wink

You do realise that you could be done for "breach of contract"? Wink

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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #21 - 30. Nov 2009 at 23:26

Stevie-blunder wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 13:54:

I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women! Thumbs Up!

Women will always be better than men, they just really don't know it yet Roll Eyes

.......then again they can phone the cops after you return from a night out on the piss, and you get nicked Lips Sealed

...so they know they have you by the goolies Grin

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unlucky mark mv6 Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2110 tipton,west mids Drives: 3.2 mv6 and saxo vtr,well the missus does.	Re: One to get the women going !!! Reply #22 - 01. Dec 2009 at 19:35 I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here.
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jereboam Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1675 Suffolk Gender: Drives: BLACK 1999 3.0 Elite	Re: One to get the women going !!! Reply #23 - 01. Dec 2009 at 19:46 Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 19:52: We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning.... ........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. ..... No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me!
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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: One to get the women going !!! Reply #24 - 01. Dec 2009 at 22:13 unlucky mark mv6 wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 19:35: I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here. ....and, if it weren`t for Venetian blinds; it`d be curtains for all of us!
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Re: One to get the women going !!!
Reply #25 - 01. Dec 2009 at 22:34

jereboam wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 19:46:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 19:52:

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. Thumbs Up!

.....

No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me! Angry

Think you had better have a chat with my boss then..... mind she is a woman, along with all my work colleagues..... Roll Eyes

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