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mathewst

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a little joke
30. Nov 2009 at 09:12

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

'This is for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man.

'I'm a chicken farmer and for the last few weeks all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying again.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did sort out your chickens problem?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass, and said,

'What a coincidence

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Pete. Omega King Offline Makes Driving Pleasurable Again . Posts: 10449 Nr J28 of the M1 Gender: Drives: Black 02 Omega DTi. Black 56 Monaro VXR. Red 97 Rover 114 SLi.	Re: a little joke Reply #2 - 30. Nov 2009 at 09:29 What's a thingy
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Ljay Omega Baron Offline The Acrobatics Queen Posts: 2885 North Wales Gender: Drives: 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate, 3.2 Auto MV6 Estate	Re: a little joke Reply #3 - 30. Nov 2009 at 09:32 Pete. wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 09:29: What's a thingy A turkey baster maybe?????
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Re: a little joke
Reply #4 - 30. Nov 2009 at 12:43

mathewst wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 09:12:

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'

'This is for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man.

'I'm a chicken farmer and for the last few weeks all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying again.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did sort out your chickens problem?'

'I used a different c0ck,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass, and said,

'What a coincidence

Looks better now Wink

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