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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Sexist Jokes 30. Nov 2009 at 12:59 What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.
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Ljay Omega Baron Offline The Acrobatics Queen Posts: 2885 North Wales Gender: Drives: 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate, 3.2 Auto MV6 Estate	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #1 - 30. Nov 2009 at 13:13 Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:59: What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh. I don't get that one???
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Welung666 Omega Lord Offline Posts: 9768 West Midlands Gender: Drives: 99 2.5 saloon Tractor	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #2 - 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20 Ljay wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:13: Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:59: What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh. I don't get that one??? Wrong way round I think
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #3 - 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20 My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.
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Ljay Omega Baron Offline The Acrobatics Queen Posts: 2885 North Wales Gender: Drives: 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate, 3.2 Auto MV6 Estate	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #4 - 30. Nov 2009 at 13:21 Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20: My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out. Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick!!!
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The Red Baron Omega Baron Offline On me tod. Posts: 4072 burton on trent.staffs Gender: Drives: chipped 3.0mv6/corsa 1.2	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #5 - 30. Nov 2009 at 13:21 Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20: My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out. plonker rodney
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #6 - 30. Nov 2009 at 14:43 Ljay wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:21: Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20: My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out. Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick, as usual!!!
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Ghost Driver Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2257 Seaham, North East england Gender: Drives: 2,5 TD Select Estate	Re: Sexist Jokes Reply #7 - 30. Nov 2009 at 18:14 short and sweet
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