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Sharing peanuts
01. Dec 2009 at 11:58

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #1 - 01. Dec 2009 at 12:11 yep, that hits the spot
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Varche Omega Baron Offline Posts: 3860 Andalucia, Spain Gender: Drives: 97 pre mini facelift 3 litre auto RHD Elite saloon and a 2000 Ford Ka !	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #2 - 01. Dec 2009 at 12:15 Urgggh!
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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #3 - 01. Dec 2009 at 12:21 nice
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bobdent Omega Lord Offline Drives better than an Omega Posts: 6705 A pub in Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2002 3.2 MV6 Irmscher Estate	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #4 - 01. Dec 2009 at 13:00 Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!!
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #5 - 01. Dec 2009 at 13:12 Dear oh dear . Yuk!
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Del Boy Omega Lord Offline Posts: 9381 Ashford, Kent. Gender: Drives: Various things.	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #6 - 01. Dec 2009 at 17:20
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #7 - 01. Dec 2009 at 18:58 bobdent wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 13:00: Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! Dont knock it till you've tried it.
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #8 - 01. Dec 2009 at 19:00 Like it
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Chris_H Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1694 E London/Essex UK Gender: Drives: 2000 Omega Elite 3.0 Auto; Ford Fracas; Triumph Sprint RS	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #9 - 01. Dec 2009 at 19:03 I do hope they didn't swallow them. Still not nice even if so.
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cem Omega King Offline Posts: 13920 Ankara/Turkey Gender: Drives: 97 2.5 V6 Manual CD- Clio Sport	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #10 - 01. Dec 2009 at 21:03
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #11 - 01. Dec 2009 at 21:08 My wifes grandma did that to her when she was a kid, the dirty old b....
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mars Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2076 Cannock, Staffordshire Gender: Drives: 2001 2.2 cdx, 2003 2.2CD, 2003 Citroen Picasso 2007 Citroen Dispatch	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #12 - 01. Dec 2009 at 21:16
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chrisgixer Omega King Offline Black ones are faster. Posts: 14570 Wokingham Gender: Drives: "Omega Black" 3.2 Elite. Thanks to Joshwyatt.	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #13 - 01. Dec 2009 at 21:23 walked in on my Nan in the bathroom once, she didnt lock the door.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..... Dr's are not paid enough, not by a long way, imagine what they see. Aaw shudder!
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R.C. ™ Intermediate Member Offline R.C. 本傑明 ™ Posts: 466 Surrey . England Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 ELITE . Vauxhall Frontera 2.2 16v	Re: Sharing peanuts Reply #14 - 01. Dec 2009 at 21:26 that's funny .. had me laugh will remember that at crimbo when me nan's offers me peanuts ..
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