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Border Crossing
01. Dec 2009 at 20:40

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, pension card, welfare, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education and free health care.

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dad1uk Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1139 Birmingham Gender: Drives: Omega 2.5 Tourer Estate	Re: Border Crossing Reply #1 - 01. Dec 2009 at 20:49 Its very good and unfortunately has a shade of truth to it......
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: Border Crossing Reply #2 - 01. Dec 2009 at 20:57 dad1uk wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 20:49: Its very good and unfortunately has a shade of truth to it...... More than a bloody shade mate, if you ask me!
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Proz Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2509 Cupar , Fife , Scotland Gender: Drives: 2003 2.2 CD Petrol Saloon	Re: Border Crossing Reply #3 - 02. Dec 2009 at 09:33 And dont forget they have more rights than the natives too
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: Border Crossing Reply #4 - 02. Dec 2009 at 09:37 Very true.
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bobdent Omega Lord Offline Drives better than an Omega Posts: 6705 A pub in Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2002 3.2 MV6 Irmscher Estate	Re: Border Crossing Reply #5 - 02. Dec 2009 at 10:32 I think this just about sums it.......... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231795/Taxpayers-pay-1-600-week-family-...
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rob in gib Senior Member Offline Posts: 529 Gibraltar Gender: Drives: 2.6 saloon (02) auto + (95) toyota 4runner	Re: Border Crossing Reply #6 - 02. Dec 2009 at 16:01 please don`t get me started True True and True again
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: Border Crossing Reply #7 - 02. Dec 2009 at 18:27 Scandalous
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Pitchfork Omega Baron Offline Barndances & Morris Posts: 2493 Tadley (near Basingrad) Gender: Drives: 2006 Citroen C5 Diesel Estate	Re: Border Crossing Reply #8 - 02. Dec 2009 at 20:09 In Cuba, would that be after you dried out?
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Re: Border Crossing
Reply #9 - 02. Dec 2009 at 20:22

hmm... i jus jus find it funny when guests to our country demand that we dont put up tings like christmass lights and trees etc as its against their religion... sorry, but if u dont like it, tough... this is how things are done in our country... jus like we hav to respect local cultures when on holidays etc (common one of women would not being able to show bare shoulders etc, i believe thats how it is even in Egypt) they should do the same for ours.

sorry if that rant has caused offence to anyone in any way, shape or form... buts thats how i feel about the matter

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