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Joke Time... NWS (Read 654 times)

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Joke Time... NWS
02. Dec 2009 at 18:44

A little girl walks into her parents bedroom.

"Holy Moses" she screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...!!

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Wee Irish boy crying at the side of the road.
A man asks "what's wrong"
Boy says "me ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" says the man "Do you want me to fetch Father O'Riley?"
Wee boy replies...... "No thanks mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now"

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Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera so fast it's now possible to take a photo of a woman with her gob shut.

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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #1 - 02. Dec 2009 at 19:01 very good, especially about the camera
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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #2 - 02. Dec 2009 at 20:16 very good (esp. No 2)
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #3 - 02. Dec 2009 at 22:12
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Maria Omega Baron Offline I'm proud to be welsh :) Posts: 3790 Derbyshire Gender: Drives: Rover 114 SLi	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #4 - 03. Dec 2009 at 15:29 All 3 are good
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #5 - 03. Dec 2009 at 17:55
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rob in gib Senior Member Offline Posts: 529 Gibraltar Gender: Drives: 2.6 saloon (02) auto + (95) toyota 4runner	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #6 - 03. Dec 2009 at 18:05 All 3 very good
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Lizzie Zoom Deleted Member Offline The Romantic Emotional Pink Lady Posts: 65 Ashford, Kent Gender: Drives: 2000 Omega 3.0 Elite Auto	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #7 - 03. Dec 2009 at 18:21
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Bertie Ex Member	Re: Joke Time... NWS Reply #8 - 03. Dec 2009 at 20:49 I`ve just sent my missus the 3rd un...My pillow and duvet will be on the settee 2mora morning!!!! she said!!!
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