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02. Dec 2009 at 19:50
 
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter going to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed."

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
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Reply #1 - 02. Dec 2009 at 19:54
 
Now I have your attention ...


Irish diet try it it works!!!!

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet..
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to
drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the foockin' skippin'
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Reply #2 - 02. Dec 2009 at 20:19
 
Grin Grin Grin both splendid E  Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #3 - 02. Dec 2009 at 21:28
 
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