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hercules
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02. Dec 2009 at 20:10  
Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court -
the judge says "having big teeth is no reason for you to divorce Minnie"

Mickey says "I didn't say she had big teeth I said she was f@@king Goofy!!"  Cheesy
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Apparently the Skipper said "Hard a Port!" but I went to Starboard, 'cos i'm Hard a Hearin'!
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