Ron the rooster was the biggest baddest rooster you had you had ever come across,he spent all of his day picking on all the farm yard animals but 1 day he picked on the farm cat and the cat gave him a right kick in so the moral of the story is, NO MATTER HOW BIG OR HARD THE COCK IS THE PUSSY WILL ALWAYS TAKE IT.


Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.



I once new a bloke that had five willies.

His underpants fitted him like a glove.

Both good

lol thats funny