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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card 03. Dec 2009 at 09:18
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Elite Pete Omega King Offline My spider senses are tingling Posts: 17813 Northwich/Chester Gender: Drives: Facelift Wheezel,Breaking 2001 MV6	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #1 - 03. Dec 2009 at 09:21 Brilliant
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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #2 - 03. Dec 2009 at 09:31 Flagged up as a bad driver; he has a fairway to go towards recovery and his recent actions wood seem to be digging a hole for himself.....but she`s now putt him in his place!
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #3 - 03. Dec 2009 at 09:31 That's cheered me up no end. It's my desktop background till the missus objects
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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #4 - 03. Dec 2009 at 09:38 Debs. wrote on 03. Dec 2009 at 09:31: Flagged up as a bad driver; he has a fairway to go towards recovery and his recent actions wood seem to be digging a hole for himself.....but she`s now putt him in his place! groan youve had a ball thinking of that lot
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Reply #5 - 03. Dec 2009 at 10:36

I heard he has gone down in history as the first golfer to hit both a water hazard and a tree in a single drive.

Hes also been kicked off the Ryder cup team as he keeps being beaten by a europeon.

Apparantly, Tiger and Elin were arguing at 2:30 in the morning because he wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

He was in a rush because he was desperate to get to the next hole.

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tunnie Over Active Poster Offline Posts: 22520 London, W3 Gender: Drives: 2.2 CD (LPG'd) & BMW R1200 GS	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #6 - 03. Dec 2009 at 10:55 so this is tigers wife ... He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her!
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tunnie Over Active Poster Offline Posts: 22520 London, W3 Gender: Drives: 2.2 CD (LPG'd) & BMW R1200 GS	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #7 - 03. Dec 2009 at 10:57
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tunnie Over Active Poster Offline Posts: 22520 London, W3 Gender: Drives: 2.2 CD (LPG'd) & BMW R1200 GS	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #8 - 03. Dec 2009 at 10:58 i could understand if his wife was getting on a bit, but she is not exactly lacking in the looks or body dept!
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Reply #9 - 03. Dec 2009 at 11:04

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 03. Dec 2009 at 10:36:

I heard he has gone down in history as the first golfer to hit both a water hazard and a tree in a single drive.

Hes also been kicked off the Ryder cup team as he keeps being beaten by a europeon.

Apparantly, Tiger and Elin were arguing at 2:30 in the morning because he wanted to go Driving, but she had Clubbing on her mind!!

He was in a rush because he was desperate to get to the next hole.

Hahahahahahahahaha!......`love it! Grin

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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #10 - 03. Dec 2009 at 11:55 tunnie wrote on 03. Dec 2009 at 10:55: so this is tigers wife ... [img] He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her! Yes, tunnie, but as Groucho Marx said 'Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks'.
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Reply #11 - 03. Dec 2009 at 12:00

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tunnie wrote on 03. Dec 2009 at 10:55:

so this is tigers wife ...

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He's a fu!&ing idiot to have cheated on her! Undecided

Yes, tunnie, but as Groucho Marx said 'Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks'. Roll Eyes

In that case i would stick to shooting the sitting ducks, i'll let you try and shoot the rat in the barrel Thumbs Up!

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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #12 - 03. Dec 2009 at 12:16 tunnie wrote on 03. Dec 2009 at 10:57: [img] she can have my putter anyday.
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Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card
Reply #13 - 03. Dec 2009 at 12:38

Hi All,
As I am currently working in Stockholm, Sweden, I showed the latest Tiger Wood family Xmas Card and your 'funny comments' to my Swedish colleagues.

They are still all rolling about the floor with laughter Thumbs Up!

Nevr, ever give your wife golf lessons, especially with a 3 Iron !! Puts a new meaning on ' see you later dear, I'm just playing a round !' Grin

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Varche Omega Baron Offline Posts: 3860 Andalucia, Spain Gender: Drives: 97 pre mini facelift 3 litre auto RHD Elite saloon and a 2000 Ford Ka !	Re: Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas Card Reply #14 - 03. Dec 2009 at 13:32 Class, had us laughing. v
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