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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Joke - men can multi-task 04. Dec 2009 at 00:33 There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door
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zirk Omega Baron Offline Posts: 3146 London / Essex Gender: Drives: 3.0 MV6 FL Man Est, 3.0 MV6 FL Auto Est, 2.5TD PF Man Est, RWD RS Sapphire Cosworth	Re: Men can multi-task Reply #1 - 04. Dec 2009 at 01:33 Cant seem to do the door bit, been there, done that, but agree with you on the other two.
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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	Re: Joke - men can multi-task Reply #2 - 04. Dec 2009 at 12:15 I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: Joke - men can multi-task Reply #3 - 04. Dec 2009 at 18:38 Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 00:33: There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door Very true
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KillerWatt Ex Member	Re: Joke - men can multi-task Reply #4 - 04. Dec 2009 at 18:47 Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 00:33: There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door Much easier to get an old lady that puts the porn on herself, then plays with you while you both watch it (if that's your bag).
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Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 00:33:

There is proof that men can multi task because when they watch porn and play with themselves at the same time they can still keep an eye on the door

Much easier to get an old lady that puts the porn on herself, then plays with you while you both watch it (if that's your bag).

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