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Another silly joke (Read 445 times)
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Another silly joke
04. Dec 2009 at 20:03  
Why is a christmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights,has cute balls and still looks good with the lights on.
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Reply #1 - 04. Dec 2009 at 20:23  
why is a christmas tree better than a woman,it doesnt complain when you put yer balls on it,yer can get a new one every year,it looks exactly the same in the morning#
ha ha  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #2 - 04. Dec 2009 at 20:44  
Good ones Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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why is a christmas tree better than a woman,it doesnt complain when you put yer balls on it,yer can get a new one every year,it looks exactly the same in the morning#
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Reply #4 - 05. Dec 2009 at 00:16  
Oh dear  Grin Grin I'll get your coat for you  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #5 - 05. Dec 2009 at 00:21  
At least they were short,  Grin Grin Grin can't be doing with these long jokes........... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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