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Bertie Ex Member	just when you thought it was safe..... 06. Dec 2009 at 00:04 The bloody jehovahs witnesses knock on the cabin door wanting to talk to you about god!!! I thought i was bleeding safe at work!!!
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Vamps Omega King Offline Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared. Posts: 16571 Bishop Middleham, Co Durham. Gender: Drives: 2.0L Auto Estate & 2.2 CD Auto Saloon	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #1 - 06. Dec 2009 at 00:30 Quote: The bloody jehovahs witnesses knock on the cabin door wanting to talk to you about god!!! I thought i was bleeding safe at work!!! pmsl............ there is no escape..........
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Amigo MX5 Omega King Offline Now doing hair & beauty treatments!!!!! Posts: 13743 Immingham N.E Lincs. Gender: Drives: TOPLESS!!!!!	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #2 - 06. Dec 2009 at 01:21 Ask them who made the dinosaurs as they don't feature in any religion as far as i know but we can't deny thier existance. That'll feck 'em!
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Martin Imber Over Active Poster Offline LPG Omega V6 - Keyfobs Rebuilt Posts: 20110 Worcester Gender: Drives: 2001 Omega 2.6CD LPG & 3.0 cams	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #3 - 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46 My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons
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Holy Count Ex Member	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #4 - 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51 Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46: My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons Are you allowed to say that !! When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!
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Brick Tamland Intermediate Member Offline Good one! Posts: 441 Dublin Gender: Drives: '95 xj sport 4.0	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #5 - 06. Dec 2009 at 11:37 Amigo MX5 wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 01:21: Ask them who made the dinosaurs as they don't feature in any religion as far as i know but we can't deny thier existance. That'll feck 'em! According to goolgle, dinosaurs were created by the CIA to discourage time travel
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
Reply #6 - 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40

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Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46:

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons Grin

Are you allowed to say that !! Roll Eyes

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... Roll Eyes

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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
Reply #7 - 06. Dec 2009 at 11:57

The Jehovas' now beleive I'm Jewish since I asked them if they had come to thank me for crucifying Jesus, after all unless 'we' had done that they'd have no one to worship. ( they left rather quickly)
The Mormons think I'm a Muslim when I quoted a couple of lines from the Koran that I learned back in 1966
Neither bother me these days, they walk past my house & annoy others in the lane instead.

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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
Reply #8 - 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40:

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Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46:

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons Grin

Are you allowed to say that !! Roll Eyes

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... Roll Eyes

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak Roll Eyes

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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
Reply #9 - 06. Dec 2009 at 12:46

Guffer wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21:

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40:

Quote:

Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46:

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons Grin

Are you allowed to say that !! Roll Eyes

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... Roll Eyes

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak Roll Eyes

.......agreed Guffer.....The mighty Debs ...the OOF Einstein......Rumour has it ....she can restart a dead planet with pure intellect alone... Roll Eyes

...anyone seen Forbidden Planet?....... Thumbs Up!

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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
Reply #10 - 06. Dec 2009 at 14:47

Guffer wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21:

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40:

Quote:

Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46:

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons Grin

Are you allowed to say that !! Roll Eyes

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... Roll Eyes

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak Roll Eyes

Klingon maybe. Grin

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al brown Intermediate Member Offline Posts: 348 alton, hants Drives: 3.0 elite estate 1997, MKII escort	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #11 - 06. Dec 2009 at 14:59 I remember a friend of mine asking about the 10 commandments, stopped on the one about adultery and asked some questions about Jesus' dad and Mary's husband.
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Re: just when you thought it was safe.....
Reply #12 - 06. Dec 2009 at 16:30

CaptainZok wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 14:47:

Guffer wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21:

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40:

Quote:

Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46:

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons Grin

Are you allowed to say that !! Roll Eyes

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... Roll Eyes

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak Roll Eyes

Klingon maybe. Grin

Debs is fluent in Romulan.......I understand. Wink

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Debs. Omega Lord Offline A denizen of The Wirral peninsula Posts: 7386 Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 CDX Estate (1999)	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #13 - 06. Dec 2009 at 17:13 Quote: .....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! Zut alors!..... Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux!
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Opti Omega Lord Offline Not as smart as his avatar Posts: 5372 South Lincolnshire Gender:	Re: just when you thought it was safe..... Reply #14 - 06. Dec 2009 at 17:40 Debs. wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 17:13: Quote: .....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! Zut alors!..... Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux! ....nobody likes a show off ...Debs.....
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