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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Christmas Tree 07. Dec 2009 at 18:06 Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'
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hercules Ex Member	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #1 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:12
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #2 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:14 Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:06: Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!' If you had, would it have been a fir..st?
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Hannah Judes Dad

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Re: Christmas Tree
Reply #3 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:31

PhilRich wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:14:

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:06:

Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'

If you had, would it have been a fir..st? Cheesy

I wasn't sure until I has a word with the branch manager

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Re: Christmas Tree
Reply #4 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:34

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:31:

PhilRich wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:14:

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:06:

Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'

If you had, would it have been a fir..st? Cheesy

I wasn't sure until I has a word with the branch manager

did he give you the needle?

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cam2502 Senior Member Offline Posts: 880 dumfries,scotland Gender: Drives: silver 2001 BMW 318i se	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #5 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:35 so did you get the...needle with him?
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cam2502 Senior Member Offline Posts: 880 dumfries,scotland Gender: Drives: silver 2001 BMW 318i se	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #6 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:36 cam2502 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:35: so did you get the...needle with him? posted at same time.....great minds.......
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #7 - 07. Dec 2009 at 18:52 cam2502 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:35: so did you get the...needle with him? Well he was stumped for a while
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #8 - 07. Dec 2009 at 19:03 just "twigged" that one
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #9 - 07. Dec 2009 at 19:07 Thankfully he didn't pine for me
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hercules Ex Member	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #10 - 07. Dec 2009 at 19:10 so if yer did how could yer tell the age of the tree,somebody would have to count yer ring
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #11 - 07. Dec 2009 at 19:13 Quote: so if yer did how could yer tell the age of the tree,somebody would have to count yer ring Why do you think I told the assistant I was going to put it up in my front room,I knew someone would try to look where they shouldn't.
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Pete. Omega King Offline Makes Driving Pleasurable Again . Posts: 10449 Nr J28 of the M1 Gender: Drives: Black 02 Omega DTi. Black 56 Monaro VXR. Red 97 Rover 114 SLi.	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #12 - 07. Dec 2009 at 20:29 Good one You'll be laying a log after wards
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r1 Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1043 nottingham Gender: Drives: 2.5	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #13 - 07. Dec 2009 at 22:19 cam2502 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:36: cam2502 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:35: so did you get the...needle with him? posted at same time.....great minds....... no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better dont worry im not GREEN with envy
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rob in gib Senior Member Offline Posts: 529 Gibraltar Gender: Drives: 2.6 saloon (02) auto + (95) toyota 4runner	Re: Christmas Tree Reply #14 - 07. Dec 2009 at 22:29 r1 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 22:19: cam2502 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:36: cam2502 wrote on 07. Dec 2009 at 18:35: so did you get the...needle with him? posted at same time.....great minds....... no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better dont worry im not GREEN with envy special branch might get involed
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