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Christmas Joke
08. Dec 2009 at 19:17
 
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,  'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and 
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'


The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
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Re: Christmas Joke
Reply #1 - 08. Dec 2009 at 19:18
 
Bl88dy Fabulous! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #2 - 08. Dec 2009 at 20:51
 
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I'll get your coat  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #4 - 08. Dec 2009 at 22:48
 
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Reply #5 - 08. Dec 2009 at 22:58
 
Good one Thumbs Up! Grin
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