Female dwarf goes to the doctors....
" What seems to be the trouble?"  asks the doc
" Well doc, iv got pain in my crotch area when im walking" she says
" Hop up onto the couch and i'll take a look" says the doc.
The doc kneels down and has a look...
" Aha, just give me a minute, i'll get that sorted for you" says the doc, reaching for a pair of scissors.
Snip, snip,snip...and the doc stands up.
"There you go, all sorted now!
" Eh!"...exclaims the dwarf....."I never felt a thing!...what did you do?"
" I snipped a v shape in your wellies says the doc!"

just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large 

Dear oh dear 

Jimbob wrote on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:40:

I must be just about the only simple bugger on here because these have me in stitches