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army joke
13. Dec 2009 at 13:42

A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"
Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!"
A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it. He says "is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

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Re: army joke
Reply #1 - 13. Dec 2009 at 13:49

Richie London wrote on 13. Dec 2009 at 13:42:

A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"
Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!"
A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it. He says "is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

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