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joke for the scottish members
14. Dec 2009 at 13:50
 
Three pairs, a Swedish couple, an Irish Couple and a Scottish couple are about to tee off at St. Andrews.

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?", Ole demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.

The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replied, "I can't afford any on the little money you give me."

Patrick reached into his pocket and said, "For the sake of decency, here's a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?"

She too explained, 'You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.."
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Re: joke for the scottish members
Reply #1 - 14. Dec 2009 at 14:04
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #3 - 14. Dec 2009 at 14:21
 
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:14:
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  Cheesy Cheesy




Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Thumbs Up!
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Reply #4 - 14. Dec 2009 at 14:53
 
Grin Grin Grin  Thumbs Up! ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  Thumbs Up!
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PhilRich wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:21:
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:14:
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  Cheesy Cheesy




Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Thumbs Up!


isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - 14. Dec 2009 at 15:23
 
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 15:22:
PhilRich wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:21:
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:14:
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  Cheesy Cheesy




Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Thumbs Up!


isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  Grin Grin


Yeah .... its not high enough  Grin Grin
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Reply #7 - 14. Dec 2009 at 15:27
 
Proz wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 15:23:
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 15:22:
PhilRich wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:21:
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:14:
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  Cheesy Cheesy




Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Thumbs Up!


isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  Grin Grin


Yeah .... its not high enough  Grin Grin



thats so you cant see up there kilts as they are climbing over it  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #8 - 14. Dec 2009 at 15:35
 
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 15:27:
Proz wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 15:23:
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 15:22:
PhilRich wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:21:
Richie London wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:14:
I don’t believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 28 people were injured.  Cheesy Cheesy




Stop pushing your luck Richie, Scotland's just over the border remember? Grin Grin Grin Grin Wink Thumbs Up!


isnt there some sort of wall up there to keep them away  Grin Grin


Yeah .... its not high enough  Grin Grin



thats so you cant see up there kilts as they are climbing over it  Grin Grin Grin


There isn't much to see in this cold  Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #10 - 14. Dec 2009 at 16:55
 
Proz wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:53:
Grin Grin Grin  Thumbs Up! ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  Thumbs Up!


The Yorkshire war cry is"It's how much? thee's not paying that for them!'
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Reply #11 - 14. Dec 2009 at 16:57
 
Nice ones again Richie  Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #12 - 14. Dec 2009 at 17:22
 
A good one.  Thumbs Up!
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Reply #13 - 14. Dec 2009 at 17:27
 
Proz wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:53:
Grin Grin Grin  Thumbs Up! ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  Thumbs Up!



I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????
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Reply #14 - 14. Dec 2009 at 17:31
 
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Proz wrote on 14. Dec 2009 at 14:53:
Grin Grin Grin  Thumbs Up! ..... but as for being tight Yorkshire men take the biscuit .... i know cause i work with a few  Thumbs Up!



I'm afraid it's rubbing off on me.

The Barnsley war cry:
Hooooow much????????


"do dey do dat do dey"    Grin Grin Grin
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