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15. Dec 2009 at 10:35

A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the fecking lager was for!!!"

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Plomien Omega Knight Offline Rescue the beer and drink the maiden Posts: 1724 Swansea Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 Tourer	Re: joke Reply #1 - 15. Dec 2009 at 10:38
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: joke Reply #2 - 15. Dec 2009 at 11:07
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Re: joke
Reply #3 - 15. Dec 2009 at 11:56

Richie London wrote on 15. Dec 2009 at 10:35:

A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the fecking lager was for!!!"

It'a a shame how women let themselves go....as they age Wink

...that is why wife one....and wife two....are now history for me. Thumbs Up!

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Re: joke
Reply #4 - 15. Dec 2009 at 11:57

Opti wrote on 15. Dec 2009 at 11:56:

Richie London wrote on 15. Dec 2009 at 10:35:

A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the fecking lager was for!!!"

It'a a shame how women let themselves go....as they age Wink

...that is why wife one....and wife two....are now history for me. Thumbs Up!

Thats going to go down well with certain members Grin

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Do you break V6's as often as TheBoy? Then you need tunnie's towing services, recovery costs are just the humiliation of being towed by 2/3's of an engine

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jonnycool Omega Baron Offline We shag 'em, you eat 'em Posts: 2837 Merthyr Tydfil, S. Wales Gender: Drives: 2001 2.6 Elite Estate	Re: joke Reply #5 - 15. Dec 2009 at 12:02 Great joke Richie
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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: joke Reply #6 - 15. Dec 2009 at 13:21
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hercules Ex Member	Re: joke Reply #7 - 15. Dec 2009 at 19:02 the second yer married the gob opens and the legs close
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Pete. Omega King Offline Makes Driving Pleasurable Again . Posts: 10449 Nr J28 of the M1 Gender: Drives: Black 02 Omega DTi. Black 56 Monaro VXR. Red 97 Rover 114 SLi.	Re: joke Reply #8 - 15. Dec 2009 at 19:37 Now that's a good un
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