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15. Dec 2009 at 18:38
 
Scientists have found that many women develop 'Hoover's Disease' after a year of marriage. They make a continuous whining noise but don't suck anymore! Thumbs Up!

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Reply #1 - 15. Dec 2009 at 18:47
 
lmao  Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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Reply #2 - 15. Dec 2009 at 18:59
 
thats not a joke its fact
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Reply #3 - 15. Dec 2009 at 19:00
 
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thats not a joke its fact


It's an old joke, sometimes a fact & still funny

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Re: hoovers disease
Reply #4 - 15. Dec 2009 at 19:18
 
A year of marriage, mine developed the disease after a few weeks Shocked Grin
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Reply #5 - 15. Dec 2009 at 19:56
 
thats why ive got henry here.  and not hetty, apparently they overheat and brakedown all the time  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - 15. Dec 2009 at 20:01
 
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Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Too true  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #7 - 15. Dec 2009 at 20:15
 
Do you remember the old-style ones with a bag full of hot air that kept flying off the handle?

You got it.  Grin
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Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: hoovers disease
Reply #9 - 15. Dec 2009 at 23:29
 
The scientists forgot to mention that when they get full of shite they still seem to manage to suck all the dosh out of your wallet Grin.
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