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ann summers purchase
17. Dec 2009 at 11:15

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.

It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Feck me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: ann summers purchase Reply #1 - 17. Dec 2009 at 11:59
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Re: ann summers purchase
Reply #2 - 17. Dec 2009 at 12:11

Richie London wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 11:15:

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.

It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Feck me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

I thought from the title.......that you were going to tell us all about your new under garments Richie......that you wear in the privacy of your own home... Wink

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Richie London

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Re: ann summers purchase
Reply #3 - 17. Dec 2009 at 12:16

Opti wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 12:11:

Richie London wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 11:15:

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea.

It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Feck me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

I thought from the title.......that you were going to tell us all about your new under garments Richie......that you wear in the privacy of your own home... Wink

my sheepskin pyjamas Wink

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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: ann summers purchase Reply #4 - 17. Dec 2009 at 16:13
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: ann summers purchase Reply #5 - 17. Dec 2009 at 16:50 The thought of Richie in a see-through nightie is having a strange effect on me
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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	Re: ann summers purchase Reply #6 - 17. Dec 2009 at 17:31 Quote: The thought of Richie in a see-through nightie is having a strange effect on me whatever floats yer boat steve
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: ann summers purchase Reply #7 - 17. Dec 2009 at 22:42 (for the joke, not the resulting comments on Richies personal preferences)
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