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doog Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1085 Alloa Central Scotland Gender: Drives: v6 omega cdx saloon	tiger woods joke 17. Dec 2009 at 12:28 What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HO's! doug
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #1 - 17. Dec 2009 at 16:15 oh dear
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #2 - 17. Dec 2009 at 16:41 doog wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 12:28: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HO's! doug I dont get it.
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Bent Valve Ex Member Drives: Omega 3Litre elite estate, Merc 190E	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #3 - 17. Dec 2009 at 19:03 Quote: doog wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 12:28: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HO's! doug I dont get it. Obviously not
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Martin Imber Over Active Poster Offline LPG Omega V6 - Keyfobs Rebuilt Posts: 20110 Worcester Gender: Drives: 2001 Omega 2.6CD LPG & 3.0 cams	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #4 - 17. Dec 2009 at 20:01 Perhaps he meant holes????
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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #5 - 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up
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bobfar Newbie Offline Posts: 11 thetford, norfolk Gender: Drives: 3.0 mv6, honda cbr1100	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #6 - 17. Dec 2009 at 20:27 what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #7 - 17. Dec 2009 at 20:33 Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05: 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up Sorry, young Jimbob
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Bertie Ex Member	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #8 - 17. Dec 2009 at 22:08 Apparantly he`s gonna be in panto this year....Woods in babes...
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Del Boy Omega Lord Offline Posts: 9381 Ashford, Kent. Gender: Drives: Various things.	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #9 - 17. Dec 2009 at 22:14
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Martin Imber Over Active Poster Offline LPG Omega V6 - Keyfobs Rebuilt Posts: 20110 Worcester Gender: Drives: 2001 Omega 2.6CD LPG & 3.0 cams	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #10 - 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29 Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05: 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up Never heard of the term - is it Yank? So it is Tim Healys wife
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #11 - 17. Dec 2009 at 23:35 bobfar wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:27: what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf I posted this one yesterday but replaced the word bloody with feckin'(it's still funny though)
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: tiger woods joke Reply #12 - 17. Dec 2009 at 23:36 Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29: Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05: 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up Never heard of the term - is it Yank? So it is Tim Healys wife Yes it is the American slang word for whore
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Re: tiger woods joke
Reply #13 - 17. Dec 2009 at 23:40

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:36:

Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29:

Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05:

'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up Grin

Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife

Yes it is the American slang word for whore

Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)

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Re: tiger woods joke
Reply #14 - 17. Dec 2009 at 23:56

Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:40:

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:36:

Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29:

Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05:

'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up Grin

Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife

Yes it is the American slang word for whore

Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)

Martin - get a grip of yourself, for goodness sake.... Lift your nose from good old Engerland and its clockwork railways and look at the wider, more worldwide picture. You do not have to like it to at least understand it! Grin

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