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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	how many know what a..... 20. Dec 2009 at 10:57 hygiene engineer is??? i must admit i pi$$ed myself when i found out what it was.
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Taxi Driver Omega Lord Offline OOF Holly Dog Posts: 8413 Swindon Gender: Drives: Fiat Scudo 90 Multijet (whatever that means!)	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #1 - 20. Dec 2009 at 11:00 ummm....public toilet cleaner?
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cem Omega King Offline Posts: 13920 Ankara/Turkey Gender: Drives: 97 2.5 V6 Manual CD- Clio Sport	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #2 - 20. Dec 2009 at 11:00 whats that ?
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Pitchfork Omega Baron Offline Barndances & Morris Posts: 2493 Tadley (near Basingrad) Gender: Drives: 2006 Citroen C5 Diesel Estate	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #3 - 20. Dec 2009 at 11:07 and don't forget the Erection Technician!
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Jimbo B Intermediate Member Offline Catch my Cupra if you can Posts: 283 bournemouth Gender: Drives: Drives Seat Cupra and 2.5 v6 cdx	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #4 - 20. Dec 2009 at 11:29 Pass
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Richie London Omega King Offline A HANDSOME DEVIL OF A MAN!! Posts: 10146 heathrow Gender: Drives: a blinking lovely 2001 2.5 elite auto.	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #5 - 20. Dec 2009 at 11:36 someone who washers the dishes in a cafe or restaurant.
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Mr Skrunts Over Active Poster Offline 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys, Posts: 23830 Skruntie Land. Gender: Drives: Jimbob Mad It seems	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #6 - 20. Dec 2009 at 11:41 Pitchfork wrote on 20. Dec 2009 at 11:07: and don't forget the Erection Technician! A mate of mine was a tax man, was telling of a female esort that came in with her chartered accountant over her earnings for for the escort work and claiming Tax "Relief". Her company name was Erection and Demolishion Experts
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Re: how many know what a.....
Reply #7 - 20. Dec 2009 at 12:50

Mr Skrunts wrote on 20. Dec 2009 at 11:41:

Pitchfork wrote on 20. Dec 2009 at 11:07:

and don't forget the Erection Technician! Wink

A mate of mine was a tax man, was telling of a female esort that came in with her chartered accountant over her earnings for for the escort work and claiming Tax "Relief".

Her company name was Erection and Demolision Experts

So she couldn't spell as well as do a tax return!

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Martin Imber Over Active Poster Offline LPG Omega V6 - Keyfobs Rebuilt Posts: 20110 Worcester Gender: Drives: 2001 Omega 2.6CD LPG & 3.0 cams	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #8 - 20. Dec 2009 at 12:54 Richie London wrote on 20. Dec 2009 at 10:57: hygiene engineer is??? i must admit i pi$$ed myself when i found out what it was. Easy hygene - means to do with diseas prevention Engineer - they design or build things I reckon either a toilet designer, or a chemical engineer working with disinfectants
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Kevin Wood Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Posts: 20377 Alton, Hampshire Gender: Drives: 3.2 MV6 (LPG), Westfield	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #9 - 20. Dec 2009 at 12:59 Everyone thinks they're a fecking engineer these days. Well, I've just self-diagnosed a hangover, prescribed myself some paracetamol and administered it. So I Guess I can call myself a Doctor... and a nurse. Kevin
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Omegadoha, Desert Member Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1357 Doha, Qatar Drives: 3.2 V6 2002	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #10 - 20. Dec 2009 at 14:54 When you fill your car up with petrol - remember you're a Petroleum Transfer Engineer.
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Holy Count Ex Member	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #11 - 20. Dec 2009 at 17:36 Hey ... I'm a Domestic Hygiene ~~Engineer~~ Technician !
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jereboam Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1675 Suffolk Gender: Drives: BLACK 1999 3.0 Elite	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #12 - 20. Dec 2009 at 18:33 Perhaps I'm a Leisure Engineer - I'm unemployed
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: how many know what a..... Reply #13 - 20. Dec 2009 at 18:44 I'm a urine extraction unit.
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