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splott
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20. Dec 2009 at 20:22
 
Little Girl Walking Home From School.A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said “If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop.” The girl kept walking.

Following along slowly, the man said “Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops.” She kept her
eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.

The man said “Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!” Finally, the girl turned and said “Look daddy,YOU sold the Omega,
YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!”
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Reply #1 - 21. Dec 2009 at 01:07
 
Good, but I heard it as a skoda  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #2 - 21. Dec 2009 at 09:22
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #3 - 21. Dec 2009 at 15:03
 
Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Apparently the Skipper said "Hard a Port!" but I went to Starboard, 'cos i'm Hard a Hearin'!
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