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Joke ???
20. Dec 2009 at 23:42
 
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



  "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"  He slams the door and returns to bed.



"Who was that?" asked his wife.


"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.


"Did you help him?" she asks.


"No, I did not!  It is 3:00 in the morning and pouring rain out there!"


"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"


The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.


He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"


"Yes," comes back the answer.


"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.


"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.


"Where are you?" asks the husband.


"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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Re: Joke ???
Reply #1 - 21. Dec 2009 at 00:48
 
PMSL, I like that one.  Thumbs Up!
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Reply #2 - 21. Dec 2009 at 00:57
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin pmsl  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #3 - 21. Dec 2009 at 04:00
 
excellent  Grin Grin
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Reply #4 - 21. Dec 2009 at 07:10
 
Oh Dear they are getting worse  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Reply #5 - 21. Dec 2009 at 09:21
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #6 - 21. Dec 2009 at 15:06
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Apparently the Skipper said "Hard a Port!" but I went to Starboard, 'cos i'm Hard a Hearin'!
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Reply #7 - 21. Dec 2009 at 16:35
 
Jimbo B wrote on 21. Dec 2009 at 07:10:
Oh Dear they are getting worse  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



but bloody funny Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #8 - 21. Dec 2009 at 16:46
 
Excellent.   Grin Grin Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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