... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
... a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
... a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas (or point at anyone in the room and name them as they won't have spades on their heads)
... a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell
... a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward
... a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward
... a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward, Would!
... a man with a nymberplate on his head?
Reg
... a man with stamp on his head?
Frank
... a man with a car on his head?
Jack
... a man with a cat on his head?
Claude
... a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou
... a woman with 2 toilets on her head?
Lulu
... a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita
... a woman with slates on her head?
Ruth
... a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister Matic