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iggy21uk
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What do you call......
23. Dec 2009 at 17:11
 
... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

... a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

... a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas (or point at anyone in the room and name them as they won't have spades on their heads)

... a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell

... a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Edward

... a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?
Edward Woodward

... a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
I don't know, but Edward Woodward, Would!

... a man with a nymberplate on his head?
Reg

... a man with stamp on his head?
Frank

... a man with a car on his head?
Jack

... a man with a cat on his head?
Claude

... a man with a toilet on his head?
Lou

... a woman with 2 toilets on her head?
Lulu

... a woman with a radiator on her head?
Anita

... a woman with slates on her head?
Ruth


... a nun with a washing machine on her head?
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #1 - 23. Dec 2009 at 18:19
 
iggy21uk wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 17:11:
a nun with a washing machine on her head?
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Reply #2 - 23. Dec 2009 at 18:41
 
Pete. wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 18:19:
iggy21uk wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 17:11:
a nun with a washing machine on her head?
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please close the door after you.................
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #3 - 23. Dec 2009 at 18:46
 
Pitchfork wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 18:41:
Pete. wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 18:19:
iggy21uk wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 17:11:
a nun with a washing machine on her head?
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please close the door after you.................



No, i shall leave it wide open so you get cold Tongue
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #4 - 23. Dec 2009 at 18:55
 
iggy21uk wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 17:11:
... a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

......


a man with two panes of glass on his head?

Paddy O'Doors  Embarrassed  Embarrassed  Wink Thumbs Up!
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Reply #5 - 23. Dec 2009 at 19:22
 
Very good  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #6 - 23. Dec 2009 at 19:23
 
..... bale of hay?
Rick.



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Reply #7 - 23. Dec 2009 at 19:32
 
this is getting worse by the minute Grin
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #8 - 23. Dec 2009 at 19:44
 
A man with a gataeu on his head......................Pat o,cake (pat ocake bakers man etc,) Roll Eyes Embarrassed
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #9 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:12
 
woman with one leg longer than the other


Eileen...........


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Re: What do you call......
Reply #10 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:37
 
A Donkey with 3 legs?


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Reply #11 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:40
 
A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
Drew Peacock
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Reply #12 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:42
 
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Re: What do you call......
Reply #13 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:45
 
goonv6 wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 21:40:
A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
STMO

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Reply #14 - 23. Dec 2009 at 22:09
 
Pete. wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 21:45:
goonv6 wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 21:40:
A guy with a small todger?
Justin

A guy with a large one?
Mike Oxhuge

A guy needing Viagra?
STMO


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