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STMO123 Ex Member	Who'd like to bonk my missus 23. Dec 2009 at 20:48 It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all.
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Pete. Omega King Offline Makes Driving Pleasurable Again . Posts: 10449 Nr J28 of the M1 Gender: Drives: Black 02 Omega DTi. Black 56 Monaro VXR. Red 97 Rover 114 SLi.	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #1 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:49 No thanks
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Tony H Omega Baron Offline Posts: 4164 liverpool Gender: Drives: 2.5 ELITE	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #2 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:50 Quote: It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. That'll be due to your advancing years Steve
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Mr Skrunts Over Active Poster Offline 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys, Posts: 23830 Skruntie Land. Gender: Drives: Jimbob Mad It seems	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #3 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:51 If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested. Favour for a favour and all that. Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though.
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STMO123

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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #4 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:51

Tony H wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:50:

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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. Grin

That'll be due to your advancing years Steve Grin

I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... Grin

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STMO123

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Reply #5 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:52

Mr Skrunts wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:51:

If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested. Lips Sealed

Favour for a favour and all that. Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though. Thumbs Up!

Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies Grin

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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #6 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:56

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Mr Skrunts wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:51:

If she does my pots, washing and all the house work first I will will then have a chat with one of the neighbers to see if he is interested. Lips Sealed

Favour for a favour and all that. Will expext you to cover the travelling expences either way though. Thumbs Up!

Yours must be like an exploded cigar by now judging by your piccies Grin

Nowt wrong with mine, it's just had a rest for the last few weeks and is ready for some action over the festive season.

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webby23 Omega Baron Offline MV6 Posts: 2700 Nottingham Gender: Drives: Opel Omega 2.6 MV6	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #7 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:56 Only if shes as jolly and full of beans as you are...... lol Merry Christmas Scrooge.......!!!
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #8 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:57

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Tony H wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:50:

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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. Grin

That'll be due to your advancing years Steve Grin

I've had so many over the years......I think it's more like boredom..... Grin

Had so many what, bouts of impotence? Shocked

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KillerWatt Ex Member	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #9 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:57 Quote: Who'd like to bonk my missus Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really
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tunnie Over Active Poster Offline Posts: 22520 London, W3 Gender: Drives: 2.2 CD (LPG'd) & BMW R1200 GS	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #10 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:58
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webby23 Omega Baron Offline MV6 Posts: 2700 Nottingham Gender: Drives: Opel Omega 2.6 MV6	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #11 - 23. Dec 2009 at 20:59 tunnie wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:58: [img] lol god help us all.......
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #12 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:01 Quote: Quote: Who'd like to bonk my missus Depends on whether it's a munter or a MILF really Neither.
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Mr Skrunts Over Active Poster Offline 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys, Posts: 23830 Skruntie Land. Gender: Drives: Jimbob Mad It seems	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #13 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:03 tunnie wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:58: [img] Could you handle her though Tunnie.
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #14 - 23. Dec 2009 at 21:03 tunnie wrote on 23. Dec 2009 at 20:58: [IMG]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/stmo987/ugly_woman_C421B138-9D09-6869-845CC.jpg
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