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Who'd like to bonk my missus (Read 3680 times)
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #45 - 23. Dec 2009 at 23:09
 
She would suck you in and blow you out in  bubbles, mate Lips Sealedbb
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #46 - 23. Dec 2009 at 23:18
 
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It's that time of year again and I'm really not up to it. I'm willing to pay, but not interested in any kind of swap. If you've seen one gash, you've seen them all. Grin Grin


Go on then! If you insist!!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Been there, fallen over it!
 
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #47 - 24. Dec 2009 at 01:46
 
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Tunnies new Girlfriend.   Roll Eyes Lips Sealed Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up! Grin
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Reply #48 - 24. Dec 2009 at 02:00
 
nice one scruntie  Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #49 - 24. Dec 2009 at 02:06
 
To be fair I think Tunnie dreams of meeting a girl like this....

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But he does day dream alot.   Grin Grin
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Reply #50 - 24. Dec 2009 at 02:12
 
Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  Smiley
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Reply #51 - 24. Dec 2009 at 08:06
 
It's funny how many people have something to say when it comes to bonking Grin
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Reply #52 - 24. Dec 2009 at 08:10
 
Broomies Mate wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 02:12:
Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  Smiley


I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Kiss
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #53 - 24. Dec 2009 at 09:06
 
Hell NO  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Reply #54 - 24. Dec 2009 at 11:07
 
Pete. wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 08:10:
Broomies Mate wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 02:12:
Most of us dream of meeting a girl like that  Smiley


I must say, she does have a very nice arse. Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could do some very nice things to that Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Kiss



I nearly posted annother but it would be totally unfair to bombard STMO123#s thread with too many pictures as it might get him in the mood to tackle his missus, and she might enjoy and want an oncore.   Lips Sealed
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #55 - 24. Dec 2009 at 11:15
 
Be a man Steve and do your own dirty work!! Grin

BTW........how much you paying? Roll Eyes Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #56 - 24. Dec 2009 at 11:32
 
very funny thread.  Thumbs Up! Thumbs Up!
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Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus
Reply #57 - 24. Dec 2009 at 12:29
 
You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.
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Reply #58 - 24. Dec 2009 at 12:34
 
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You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.




............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #59 - 24. Dec 2009 at 12:36
 
Opti wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 12:34:
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You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.




............as much as that......you must be improving with age ... Grin Grin Grin



Doesn't everyone? Wink
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