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Who'd like to bonk my missus (Read 3670 times)

bobdent Omega Lord Offline Drives better than an Omega Posts: 6705 A pub in Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2002 3.2 MV6 Irmscher Estate	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #60 - 24. Dec 2009 at 13:10 Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. How's your heart Steve?
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hercules Ex Member	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #61 - 24. Dec 2009 at 14:12 Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. christmas comes but once a year in 30 secs steve comes thrice thats what you get for popping the question for life you must pay the price
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Reply #62 - 24. Dec 2009 at 14:14

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You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven.

Thank God it's only once a year.

christmas comes but once a year
in 30 secs steve comes thrice
thats what you get for popping the question
for life you must pay the price Grin

Dont give up the day job. Grin

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hercules Ex Member	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #63 - 24. Dec 2009 at 14:18 on a serious note 30 secs yer spoiling her she,ll be expecting it more often
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Mr Skrunts Over Active Poster Offline 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys, Posts: 23830 Skruntie Land. Gender: Drives: Jimbob Mad It seems	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #64 - 24. Dec 2009 at 15:05 Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. Sure there was a thread that you gave her a birthday bonk.
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jereboam Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1675 Suffolk Gender: Drives: BLACK 1999 3.0 Elite	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #65 - 24. Dec 2009 at 15:25 bobdent wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 13:10: Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. How's your heart Steve? Do you honestly believe he's got one? And I don't think he'd admit it even if he has.
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Tony H Omega Baron Offline Posts: 4164 liverpool Gender: Drives: 2.5 ELITE	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #66 - 24. Dec 2009 at 19:31 Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. Was that including foreplay and a ciggy afterwards?
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #67 - 24. Dec 2009 at 19:33 Tony H wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 19:31: Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. Was that including foreplay and a ciggy afterwards? Yeah. And chiselling me crusties off.
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Guffer Omega Lord Offline Music to watch girls by.... Posts: 6142 Hampshire Gender: Drives: R Reg 2.5V6 Omega ELITE & P reg Omega 2.5 V6 CDX	Re: Who'd like to bonk my missus Reply #68 - 24. Dec 2009 at 20:05 bobdent wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 13:10: Quote: You can all feck off now thank you, I plucked up the courage last night. She enjoyed 30 secs of pure heaven. Thank God it's only once a year. How's your heart Steve? Thawing out....albeit slowly....
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