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Joke NWS???
24. Dec 2009 at 19:32

A women with tiny breasts goes into Marks and Spencers and asks for a bra, size 32AAA. They dont do anything that small . After several stores, she got the same answer. She is getting really annoyed by now so she storms into Debenhams and marches upto the lingerie section pulls her top off and yells "Do you have anything for these? The assistant replies " have you tried Clearasil?" Roll Eyes

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Pete. Omega King Offline Makes Driving Pleasurable Again . Posts: 10449 Nr J28 of the M1 Gender: Drives: Black 02 Omega DTi. Black 56 Monaro VXR. Red 97 Rover 114 SLi.	Re: Joke NWS??? Reply #3 - 24. Dec 2009 at 20:07 I once had a girlfiend with the same problem
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Pitchfork Omega Baron Offline Barndances & Morris Posts: 2493 Tadley (near Basingrad) Gender: Drives: 2006 Citroen C5 Diesel Estate	Re: Joke NWS??? Reply #4 - 24. Dec 2009 at 20:10 Pete. wrote on 24. Dec 2009 at 20:07: I once had a girlfiend with the same problem I still have the same problem & learned Braille when I got married!
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Entwood Omega King Offline Quietly Confident Posts: 13708 North Wiltshire Gender: Drives: 3.2 Elite (with LPG)	Re: Joke NWS??? Reply #5 - 24. Dec 2009 at 20:18 Excellent
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Jimbo B Intermediate Member Offline Catch my Cupra if you can Posts: 283 bournemouth Gender: Drives: Drives Seat Cupra and 2.5 v6 cdx	Re: Joke NWS??? Reply #8 - 24. Dec 2009 at 22:31 Good One
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