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hotel21 Administrator Offline Posts: 12766 Doghouse Gender: Drives: into lamposts	Christmas cracker jokes 25. Dec 2009 at 10:04 Whats the difference between a brussell sprout and a slimey snotter ? You can get a kid to eat a snotter! well I found it funny anyway.......
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Desperate Den Omega King Offline Posts: 11881	Re: Christmas cracker jokes Reply #1 - 25. Dec 2009 at 10:05 splendid H
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STMO123 Ex Member	Re: Christmas cracker jokes Reply #2 - 25. Dec 2009 at 10:07 hotel21 wrote on 25. Dec 2009 at 10:04: Whats the difference between a brussell sprout and a slimey snotter ? You can get a kid to eat a snotter! well I found it funny anyway....... Merry Christmas Broocie.
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hotel21 Administrator Offline Posts: 12766 Doghouse Gender: Drives: into lamposts	Re: Christmas cracker jokes Reply #3 - 25. Dec 2009 at 10:19 Quote: hotel21 wrote on 25. Dec 2009 at 10:04: Whats the difference between a brussell sprout and a slimey snotter ? You can get a kid to eat a snotter! well I found it funny anyway....... Merry Christmas Broocie. .... and to you, and everyone else on OOF..
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Holy Count Ex Member	Re: Christmas cracker jokes Reply #4 - 25. Dec 2009 at 10:31 Very true too Have a good one H
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unlucky alf Omega Baron Offline this is some MOT advisory list!. Posts: 2391 worksop, notts Gender: Drives: 2.5 td cd auto estate 1995	Re: Christmas cracker jokes Reply #5 - 25. Dec 2009 at 15:19 Q/ where can you buy british rail bubble gum? A/ on a chew chew train ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Q/ what is an underground train full of professors called? A/ a tube of smarties have a great xmas everybody
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Reply #6 - 25. Dec 2009 at 16:32

unlucky alf wrote on 25. Dec 2009 at 15:19:

Q/ where can you buy british rail bubble gum?

A/ on a chew chew train Cry

Cry

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Q/ what is an underground train full of professors called?

A/ a tube of smarties Sad

Sad

have a great xmas everybody Grin

Grin

Grin

Feck off Alf. You thought you'd get away with them cos no one's online. Tongue

Tongue

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Re: Christmas cracker jokes
Reply #7 - 25. Dec 2009 at 16:51

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unlucky alf wrote on 25. Dec 2009 at 15:19:

Q/ where can you buy british rail bubble gum?

A/ on a chew chew train Cry

Cry

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Q/ what is an underground train full of professors called?

A/ a tube of smarties Sad

Sad

have a great xmas everybody Grin

Grin

Grin

Feck off Alf. You thought you'd get away with them cos no one's online. Tongue

Tongue

i see your full of the festered spirit Grin

Grin

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