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MY FIRST TIME (Read 638 times)
iggy21uk
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MY FIRST TIME
20. Mar 2010 at 18:42
 
MY FIRST TIME

A lovely little poem

It was my first time ever and I'll never forget

I'd do it again without a single regret.

The sky was dark, the moon was high

We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft her eyes were blue

I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine

I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best

I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear my fast beating heart

But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished
It's all over now

My first time ever
At milking a cow...
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Reply #1 - 20. Mar 2010 at 18:46
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #4 - 20. Mar 2010 at 20:33
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Thumbs Up!
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Reply #5 - 20. Mar 2010 at 22:14
 
Phew! was getting a bit hot under the collar there for a while! Must be my age  Roll EyesGrin Grin
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Apparently the Skipper said "Hard a Port!" but I went to Starboard, 'cos i'm Hard a Hearin'!
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Reply #7 - 21. Mar 2010 at 01:50
 
Grin Grin Grin Very good  Thumbs Up!
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Reply #8 - 21. Mar 2010 at 15:43
 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Just as I remember it  Thumbs Up!
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...1998 Elite 2.5V6 Auto, 1967 Triumph TR4A, 1998 Elite 2.5V6 Auto Estate
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