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Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot
Reply #15 - 31. Mar 2011 at 14:07

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Banjax wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 14:03:

my wife is a much better driver than me - her years of hammering a succession of Midgets, Spitfires, Capris, AX GTs and MX-5's round the twisty b-roads of kinrosshire I guess - she'll buy a car for handling and cornering above all else Thumbs Up!

How does she choose her husbands? Roll Eyes

she only goes for Brad Pitt lookalikes Thumbs Up!

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50 bucks!?! For 50 bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow!!

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Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot
Reply #16 - 31. Mar 2011 at 14:09

Banjax wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 14:07:

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Banjax wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 14:03:

my wife is a much better driver than me - her years of hammering a succession of Midgets, Spitfires, Capris, AX GTs and MX-5's round the twisty b-roads of kinrosshire I guess - she'll buy a car for handling and cornering above all else Thumbs Up!

How does she choose her husbands? Roll Eyes

she only goes for Brad Pitt lookalikes Thumbs Up!

That's what I thought. Thumbs Up!

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Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot
Reply #17 - 31. Mar 2011 at 14:13

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Banjax wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 14:07:

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Banjax wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 14:03:

my wife is a much better driver than me - her years of hammering a succession of Midgets, Spitfires, Capris, AX GTs and MX-5's round the twisty b-roads of kinrosshire I guess - she'll buy a car for handling and cornering above all else Thumbs Up!

How does she choose her husbands? Roll Eyes

she only goes for Brad Pitt lookalikes Thumbs Up!

That's what I thought. Thumbs Up!

she thinks Brad Pitt is the fat guy in "Fight Club" who sings "bat out of hell" of course Grin

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50 bucks!?! For 50 bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow!!

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Dan282 Omega Knight Offline Bang Tidy! Posts: 1843 Dudley, West Midlands Gender: Drives: 2000 (X) V6 GLS in graphite grey	Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot Reply #18 - 31. Mar 2011 at 18:00 What a numpty. Must have got a licence free in a pack of cereal.
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Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot
Reply #19 - 31. Mar 2011 at 21:15

I nearly had an accident on the a449 at goldthorn hill traffic lights last week when a learner biker decided to drive on the opposite side of the road of the dual carrigeway towards myself and a bus...... i was in the right hand lane and the bus in the left hand lane and for some stupid reason he just went from his side of the road at the lights and head on towards us.... luckily for him there was the far right slip road for turning right and he went down that.. all i could see in my rear view mirror was cars suddenly veering right to left to get out of the way... he must of gone about 300 to 400 yds before he realised his mistake and managed to pull over and turn around safely and come back up the daul carrige way the correct way.... somehow i dont reckon he will stand much chance of passing his bike test..... Roll Eyes

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Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot
Reply #20 - 31. Mar 2011 at 21:32

Opti wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 12:08:

Banjax wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 08:55:

kin ell - if you're going to kill yourself, jump off a bridge or stick your head in the oven Shocked

the 20yr old womans been charged - no one was injured, amazingly Thumbs Up!

Accident waiting to happen?..... Undecided

.I propose a separate driving test for women. It should be an"automatic fail" if any woman is observed applying her make up during the test period......WOMEN....KNOW YOUR PLACE... Thumbs Up!

I informed Miss Vamps and swmbo that I was asserting my authority and taking charge ............they laughed..... Roll Eyes

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Lazydocker Omega King Offline Victim of Pinky's Power Trip! Posts: 11336 Woodbridge, Suffolk Gender: Drives: 2003 3.2 Elite Estate LPG Converted, inspected and Certified	Re: Lorry vs Corsa Idiot Reply #21 - 31. Mar 2011 at 23:07 Having now managed to see the clip (for some reason FF doesn't seem to want to show any Flash/YouTube footage unless from the YT site) I think the Lorry driver should be commended for not obliterating the Corsa
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