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STMO123

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News to make you go.......£$^%&
31. Mar 2011 at 13:38

Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.

Put down that axe...... Grin

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Reply #1 - 31. Mar 2011 at 13:45

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Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.

Put down that axe...... Grin

I don't think the political class realise that we are nearing a tipping point where people will rise up and say "That's it, we've had enough". Sad

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Reply #2 - 31. Mar 2011 at 13:48

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Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.

Put down that axe...... Grin

Had my blood pressure tested yesterday. 120 over 80. But after reading this..........it is now 200 over 150. Jesus.....I'm turning into Nickbat...... Roll Eyes

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Reply #3 - 31. Mar 2011 at 14:11

Opti wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 13:48:

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Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.

Put down that axe...... Grin

Had my blood pressure tested yesterday. 120 over 80. But after reading this..........it is now 200 over 150. Jesus.....I'm turning into Nickbat...... :

take slow, deep breaths.....relax.....remove the tin foil hat......switch off the internet and rest for 3 days - that'll cure you Thumbs Up!

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Reply #4 - 31. Mar 2011 at 14:29

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Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

That is because it is dispensed by Guys mate off the Boat programme

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

But how quickly will you save that?

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Worth every penny, Pit bosses at Vegas earn that

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

Don't believe that. Are you sure it isn't £7.7Bn.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.

As a Mormon I cannot comment on this

Put down that axe...... Grin

There your blood pressure is back to normal! Thumbs Up!

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Proz Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2509 Cupar , Fife , Scotland Gender: Drives: 2003 2.2 CD Petrol Saloon	Re: News to make you go.......£$^%& Reply #5 - 31. Mar 2011 at 16:33 I don't think the political class realise that we are nearing a tipping point where people will rise up and say "That's it, we've had enough". I think the quicker this happens the better
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Reply #6 - 31. Mar 2011 at 17:26

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Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.
Put down that axe...... Grin

ok..ok.. I'll become a muslim Grin

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Reply #7 - 31. Mar 2011 at 17:44

This made my blood boil to the point of explosion today, reading the paper as you do, Muslims complained to the council about a cafe having an extractor fan, the reason they were against the extractor fan was because of the smell of bacon wafting around and the Muslims could smell it. The council tried to make the bloke get shot of the extractor. What is this country coming too along with the first post I'm not a happy bunny today Angry

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Reply #8 - 31. Mar 2011 at 17:53

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Here is the blood-pressure-raising news for today:

Stockport council are trying to ban salt from the counters of fish and chip shops.

Smart meters are to be compulsory in every home and will add £480 to your bill

New boss at Lloyds is to get an annual package worth £13 million.

Britains EU bill has rocketed to £77 billion per year.

And finally, muslims who practice polygamy (against the law here) can claim benefits for each of their wives.

Put down that axe...... Grin

Sod the axe, where can I find a hundred barrels of gunpowder & a mate to drive it to Westminster? Angry

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Del Boy Omega Lord Offline Posts: 9381 Ashford, Kent. Gender: Drives: Various things.	Re: News to make you go.......£$^%& Reply #9 - 31. Mar 2011 at 17:56 I'll be the mate for the afternoon phil
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STMO123

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Reply #10 - 31. Mar 2011 at 17:59

Del Boy wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 17:44:

This made my blood boil to the point of explosion today, reading the paper as you do, Muslims complained to the council about a cafe having an extractor fan, the reason they were against the extractor fan was because of the smell of bacon wafting around and the Muslims could smell it. The council tried to make the bloke get shot of the extractor. What is this country coming too along with the first post I'm not a happy bunny today Angry

That one wasn't strictly true Del. It was a neighbour who was sick of the smell of food in his house. He made up the muslim bit. Grin

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Reply #11 - 31. Mar 2011 at 18:03

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Del Boy wrote on 31. Mar 2011 at 17:44:

This made my blood boil to the point of explosion today, reading the paper as you do, Muslims complained to the council about a cafe having an extractor fan, the reason they were against the extractor fan was because of the smell of bacon wafting around and the Muslims could smell it. The council tried to make the bloke get shot of the extractor. What is this country coming too along with the first post I'm not a happy bunny today Angry

That one wasn't strictly true Del. It was a neighbour who was sick of the smell of food in his house. He made up the muslim bit. Grin

Actually I've got that arse about face, they were saying it could offend Muslims, the bloke who owns the cafe was a Muslim too. The fella that complained should be sentenced.

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