The last month has seen the following motoring incidents:
1. Car gets reversed into.

2. Engine swallows a spark plug core.

3. Car gets repaired, new bonnet and bumper etc.

4. Am now unable to get bonnet open, back to repairer on Monday.

5. Engine pulls like a train, yet won't idle properly and intermittently runs like a bag of gutless bolts.

6. Has had new plugs and coil packs to no avail.

7. Lost count of the number of times the plenum has been off whilst looking for an air leak.

8. Air con condenser has been replaced, just needs a re gas.

9. HBV just started leaking, 2nd one in 60k.

10. To cap it all, o/s/f wishbone is getting soft after 6k.

Could I ever forgive myself if I gave up and chopped it in?

Thinking either a white VXR8 manual, insurance permitting, or a 4x4 Insignia.